dao andy and pouting me

dear just told me stories bout his guy frens who went to visit indecent karaoke lounge.
they wanted to ask him along actually.. how dare they man!
of course, he didnt go or else i'll juz chop him up into million pieces.
dun understand why guys are so desperate for sexual hook ups.. go all the way to geylang to "gao" arnd with girls in the excuse of singing.. total crap.
last time he told me bout those who went for indecent massage parlour and end up paying few hundreds to screw the girl. yeeeeeeww...
haha.. hearing all the funny stories from dear just made me feel so negative of army boys.
is it all these guys can think about? haha..
oh well.. i guess i'll only go geylang for one reason...
to eat their fantastic food.


suddenly remember this lame joke from a joke book, so decided to write it here.


To girls, there are three sizes for guys.


medium, large and OHMIGOD.


To men, there is also only three sizes for girls.


large, medium and size-does-not-matter.




HOLY CRAP.




phew. finally i have one week with less workload.
wx will understand the pain we go through being in a sch.
it kills.
think all my time is just devoted to school work that i hardly have the energy to do other stuff.
wanna go exercise and go shopping and go night safari and go anywhere in singapore but sch!
that day at happy daze, desmond said i grew fatter.
so upset. i mean i know that i'm getting fat. but it just so demoralizing to hear people telling you that you're fat. its just a girl's thing.


DEAR! LETS GO RUNNING......
WEN XIAN!!! GO EXERCISE TOGETHER SOON!
CINDY!! GO SHOPPING SOON!


anyway, it was fun at daze on sat.
i guess everyone didnt had so much fun together for so long.
dear that ass got tipsy and high.

and now he complains he got orh chey all over and kena pinched on his boobs.
wonder which brokeback buddy of his hit on him tat night.

bleah.